Smut’s the Matter as Gran Investigates Horny Jelly Men in a State of Arousal

An unsuspecting grandmother lodges a serious complaint with The Gift Oasis for sending her a box of Horny Jelly Men – a Christmas gift from her own daughter.

Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, Just Before Christmas, 2014

An annoyed grandmother was shocked to open the post one wintry Christmas morning and find a box of Horny Jelly Men smiling and in a state of arousal even before she had time to make the morning cuppa. Postmarked Huddersfield and sent from the offices of The Gift Oasis, the unsuspecting grandmother and her husband, both in their 70s, were horrified to discover what could only be described as a box full of red young lads in a state of arousal.

Upon receiving this unsolicited “smut” from The Gift Oasis, the retired couple decided to investigate by calling up The Gift Oasis. “They were adamant that they had received this gift by mistake and at potentially having their Christmas ruined by such smut,” said Stephen Walder, Managing Director of The Gift Oasis of Huddersfield.

“I explained to them that it’s often the case that people send gifts for friends and family around Christmas and indeed confirmed to them after a lengthy discussion that it was indeed her daughter who had sent the gift in this case.”

Upon confirming with her daughter that the Horny Jelly Men were indeed her idea of a Christmas joke, the Gran then politely called The Gift Oasis and promised that her daughter would be “dealt with appropriately.”

The Gift Oasis wishes to confirm that customer privacy is of paramount concern to them, however, in this case they were forced to disclose the name of the sender to her unsuspecting septuagenarian parents.

To find out more about the variety of humorous and serious presents from The Gift Oasis, visit: www.thegiftoasis.com   

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Tel: 01484 423 313

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