THE ELF OFF THE SHELF: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad By Horace the Elf

What’s the story?Each holiday season elves “magically” appearTo the joy of young children both far and nearThey sit and watch and tell who’s Naughty and who’s NiceSo St. Nick can write up his list based on their adviceExcept this year Mom bought a discount elfWho’s ill-tempered in the head and tends to crawl off the shelfHe hates his job and knows how to get down,So you better watch out – Horace is coming to town!(Dallas, TX —   November 7, 2011) Get ready – somebody’s coming to town, and it ain’t Santa! It’s Horace the Bad Elf, and he’s a disgruntled little helper with a