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Black Friday disgrace for Bad Santa

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Online retailer, Bad Santa experienced the very worst behaviour on Black Friday when its seasonal sale was totally ignored by over 60 million UK residents.

The web site which retails a unique range of wrapping papers saw a 95% fall in visitor numbers, as its traditional customer base decided to head off to Tescos for a punch up instead. Site curator, Mark Carton commented, "We had everything geared up for a massive boost in our sales but the elves just sat around all day smoking and playing cards in our warehouse whilst Amazon cleaned up. I don't know why we bother paying taxes. They don't and everyone loves them."

Mark Carton

markcarton@icloud.com 

07891 851399

Bad Santa is a new wrapping paper, gift tag, greeting card and unique gifts online retailer.Based on an unusual idea to use wrapping paper PROPERLY, and not just as an aesthetic cover for a present, Bad Santa represents the ironic, sarcastic and fairly bad person that lives inside all of us.

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We had everything geared up for a massive boost in our sales but the elves just sat around all day smoking and playing cards in our warehouse whilst Amazon cleaned up. I don't know why we bother paying taxes. They don't and everyone loves them.
Mark Carton