NO HOAX: American Mustache Institute Prepares to LeadMillion Mustache March From U.S. Capitol To White House
Tax Giant H&R Block endorses effort by making charitable contributions for participation
WASHINGTON, D.C. The American Mustache Institute is finalizing preparations to lead the “Million Mustache March” on April 1st from the of the U.S. Capitol to the White House, as it seeks adoption of the Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses or “STACHE Act.”
Authored by Dr. John Yeutter of Northeastern State University and endorsed by tax giant H&R Block, the STACHE Act would provide a $250 annual tax deduction for expenditures on mustache grooming supplies in the determination of Adjusted Gross Income.
The March will begin at 2pm on April 1. AMI staff, Dr. Yeutter, representatives of H&R Block, and members of the Chicago-based music act The Flavor Savers will lead an expected 1 million Mustached Americans and interested third parties from the Northeast front of the U.S. Capitol en route to the White House, with a post-march celebration at Capitol City Brewing Co. on 11th& H streets that will include an uber-sexy performance by The Flavor Savers.
Supporters who cannot attend the march are encouraged to visit StacheAct.com and ‘stache a photo in support of the Act. For each supporter – either marching or ‘staching at StacheAct.com – H&R Block will donate to Millions From One, which provides clean drinking water to people who cannot obtain it.
WHAT: The Million Mustache March
WHEN: Sunday, April 1, 2012, 2 p.m.
WHERE: Northeast corner (Senate side) of the United States Capitol building.
WHY: Because science demonstrates a mustache improves good looks by 38 percent and therefore owning and operating a proper mustache provides what should be a tax-deductible service to the U.S. economy.
POST-MARCH EVENT: Capitol City Brewing Co. on 11th & H streets that will include an uber-sexy performance by The Flavor Savers.
INFO: 877-STACHE-1 / 636-236-7690
HOAX: Hell no it’s not a hoax.
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