Flashinghurts.com Gets Dedicated Facebook Fan Page
Chicago, IL, August 18, 2011 – www.flashinghurts.com today announced the official launch of the Flashing Hurts Facebook Fan Page.
Flashinghurts.com takes a humorous look at the lure of flash drives and urges flash drive users (a.k.a. flashers) to reduce the risk of flashing their private or company jewels to the general population by moving select private documents to My Vault®
“If you’ve used a flash drive, you’ve surely had that where-is-it-I’m-freaking-out feeling” said Cornelis de Jong, COO of My Vault®. According to de Jong, “the added Flashing Hurts Facebook Fan Page provides flashers suffering from the loss of a flash drive, dealing with the subsequent negative impact on their private and corporate lives, a space to see that they are not alone.” My Vault® understands: Flashing hurts everyone.
My Vault®, the company that safeguards private selectively stored files from wondering eyes, recently announced its amazement at the prolific endurance of the loss-prone, breach-prone, and deeply uncool USB flash drive as a personal and business document storage device. To help habitual flashers, people struggling with flashing, or victims and loved ones of flashers ease the transition and rehabilitation from flasher to ex-flasher, My Vault® launched flashinghurts.com and its “exflasher” discount campaign. With its “exflasher” campaign, the company invites 5000 USB flash drive users to try My Vault® and safeguard their digital jewels. Five thousand (5000) flashers wanting to become ex-flashers can get five (5) fifty percent off (50%-off) months on 2GB, 5GB, 10GB, or 25GB’s of storage. “exflasher” campaign details are available at www.flashinghurts.com.
Become a Flashing Hurts Facebook Fan Today!
Company Information:
www.flashinghurst.com helps people understand flashing and provides solutions. Tell your doctor right away if your flashing worsens, if you see unusual changes in behavior, or if those around you avoid you like a plague because your naughty photos made it to the corporate retreat. Your doctor should know about unexplained panic attacks when the real cause is the stress of having misplaced your flash drive. Excessive alcohol drinking may be linked to numbing the pain of having flashed someone your personal or business data. If you experience dizziness or fainting while handling a flash drive, it’s time to start using My Vault® storage. Dizziness and fainting is likely to occur when you buy another flash drive after the loss of a flash drive instead of moving to My Vault®. My Vault is not approved for children under 18. People with uncontrolled urges to store every piece of digital information they own should not use My Vault®. My Vault ® is the online digital safe deposit box for secure storage of select important documents and the digital asset management thereof.
The Flashing Hurts Facebook Fan Page:
www.facebook.com/flashinghurts
Contact Information:
The My Vault Press Team
1-800-699-0441 ext 3
press@myvaultstorage.com
www.myvaultstorage.com
My Vault®
39 S. LaSalle Street, Suite 1000
Chicago, IL 60603
P: 800-699-0441
F: 312-260-9161
www.myvaultstorage.com
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