Police Confirm Criminals Favour White Socks
A police authority has published information confirming that criminals favour white socks.In an attempt to catch a wanted criminal Essex Police have released CCTV footage of a suspected burglar who is wearing white socks with the statement "Man wanted for burglary at Nandos and for crimes against fashion". Mark Hall, gentleman creation officer at socked.co.uk - the black sock subscription service for discerning gentleman commented - "We have long suspected that you shouldn't trust anyone who is wearing white socks and isn't in the gym." "Colour psychology shows